The Inane Mutterings of Iris

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

susemoji:

jetblueivy:

leaving class on friday

PLEASE

lacrymosa12:

Because everyone needs more awkward Sebastian Stan sex on their dash.

… I’m so going to hell for posting this.

The Architect (2006)

minamarrrina:

starlorde:

why isn’t Sam/Steve ship called American Airlines

thank you for riding

ponderosa121:

…and the winner is: Steve/Sam.
Because I read this by kat8therude and just… part five. Oh my shippy heart.

ponderosa121:

…and the winner is: Steve/Sam.

Because I read this by kat8therude and just… part five. Oh my shippy heart.

imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of…

ralkana:

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. How have I never, ever seen this before?!
(hat tip to bethbethbeth01 for pointing this out!)

ralkana:

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. How have I never, ever seen this before?!

(hat tip to bethbethbeth01 for pointing this out!)

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

bucky barnes in the 1940s, feeling things about steve, always about steve, and shoving them into a deep, deep closet labeled DENIAL

bucky barnes justifying it to himself: yeah, he’s just being a good friend, worrying after steve’s health and all, they’re…

agntq:

We are NOT agents of nothing! We are Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.