elton john suffocating a small child to steal its life force so that he may become young again
‘I Want My Hat Back’: Tenth Doctor Edition
OH MY GOD
I DON’T EVEN SHIP IT
BUT MICKEY IS KILLING ME
‘She is my Roes now.’
OMG
“she is pink and yellow and…”
I HAVE SEEN MY ROES.
By the way, this is a silkie chicken.
oH MY GODS HE ATE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN
FLUFFY CHICKEN GIRL I’M SORRY
#prayforfluffychickengirl
Omfg
Hannibal looks like a really cute show ok I mean from what i’ve seen on my dash it’s basically a nice story about a single dad who happens to be a cannibal in is spare time and his daughter and his on-again-off-again boyfriend?? i think i’ll watch an episode
PEOPLES HEADS ARE ON FIRE AND PEOPLES FLESH IS PEELED OFF THEIR BACKS WHAT THE FUCK ABORT ABORT




















